how to be the “always single friend”

if you follow these instructions, you can too be 'undateable.'

Have you heard of the “always single friend?” You probably have. We all have one.

She is the one who watches all of her friends get hit on from the sidelines. She gives the best relationship advice, although her only experience with romance is her deep knowledge of the rom-com genre. She writes your dating app ‘bio’ for you and chooses the pictures too. She knows you better than anyone anyway.

You text her, "What do I say?" when the guy you're talking to says something too overwhelming to process on your own. With her by your side, you don’t worry about being alone.

She is an enigma. Always busy for romance or never interested. Her main characteristic? no one is ever good enough for her. She is never good enough for someone.